Joe Biden … The Sour White Milk to a “Corn Pop” Story

If you are saying “You know, Joe Biden reminds me of somebody…” and you are one of us “The Office” fanatics, look no further. ^^^

When you pander to the gathered crowd it never comes out quite the way you thought it would…

Dominic Green: Biden and Corn Pop, Kavanaugh and Porn Cop: This composite is the true image of American politics today

The Kavanaugh and Corn Pop stories must at all times be considered separately, for two reasons. First, if taken together, these stories show the extent to which pro-Democratic media, even the upmarket kind which advertises its fact-checking, will go in order to slander its enemies and support its team — and that the obvious cognitive decline of the Democratic frontrunner might not be as alarming as the obvious ethical decline in the press, because a party can find a better candidate, but the Times, it isn’t a-changin’.

Second, there’s the risk that the two stories will merge into a single image in which Joe Biden’s friends push his penis into Corn Pop’s hand in order to prove his tolerance, while Brett Kavanaugh the Porn Cop stands pink and proud for family values. This composite is the true image of American politics today, so is best not considered at all, let along pushed into anyone’s face as part of a presidential nomination strategy….

FNC (w/VIDEO): Joe Biden’s ‘Corn Pop’ gangster story ‘greatest political anecdote ever,’ Mark Steyn jokes

Former Vice President Joe Biden’s claim he confronted a gang leader named “Corn Pop” in the 1960s is the greatest political story in history, according to Mark Steyn.

Steyn poked fun at the 2020 Democratic presidential candidate’s story in an interview Monday on “Tucker Carlson Tonight.”

“As I understand this, Joe Biden faced down a gang leader who was threatening to cut him with a razor because Biden had called him ‘Esther Williams’,” he said. Williams was a competitive swimmer and an actress at the time.

“In all of America’s epidemic of gang violence, this has never happened before. You had said this was the greatest political anecdote of the last ten years — it’s the greatest political anecdote ever — it should be in the Smithsonian.”

“Dick Morris and James Carville should be teaching this in political campaigning master classes — it’s brilliant,” he added….