The liberal director of the amazingly unfunny movie ‘Anchorman’ starring the incredibly unfunny and highly overrated Will Ferrell says that conservatives want “solid diamond toilets.” He’s incorrect. I just want one that works the way they used to before his leftist environmentalist wacko progressive dickhead regulators ruined them… Asshole.

From a blog called “Maggie’s Notebook” — not our Maggie — comes this gem detailing the mission in the UK to ban knives. Liberal stupidity is universal… First They Came For The Guns… And took them out of their hands in Great Britain.  They promised the population that they would be safe, that crime would reduce to […]

The infamous Leona Helmsley, tax evader, convict, real estate mogul, and known by her appellation, the “Queen of Mean,” once famously declared that “we don’t pay taxes … only the little people pay taxes…” It seems this attitude is pervasive among a certain class of Americans who think they are entitled to be treated differently because they are “special.” Kinda like David […]

This is nothing new, of course — back in October 2008 I linked to a superb essay on American Thinker detailing the history of this crisis — but it bears repeating since the lies and stupidity and hypocrisy of the psychotic Democrat liberal/”progressive”/socialists continues to bear fruit. The new study, once again, confirms that the […]

So says a musicologist opining about the Incredible Flexible Theory®. “The death penalty is an appropriate punishment for influential GW deniers … “GW deniers … are already causing the deaths of hundreds of millions of future people. We could be speaking of billions, but I am making a conservative estimate … “If a jury of […]

You betcha! David Gregory may have violated D.C.’s gun law — and, in my opinion, differing with Dr. Jacobson, he probably thought he was above the law when he did it. Liberal arrogance is nothing new… I doubt David Gregory intended to violate D.C.’s ban on the possession or transfer of high capacity ammunition magazines when […]

Just close your eyes and fantasize it’s you-know-who, his rat-faced brother, and the sundry other miserable criminals running our sad little island… That would be a truly Merry Christmas…

The great Larry Correia has written what I think is the last word on the so-called “gun control” issue. (And please, libs, I urge you to put aside your normal knee-jerk response and actually read what Correia says in his 10,000 word masterpiece. It may do you all of you some good. Then again, I […]

Is this thing on? Check. Check. One, two, three. Check. Check. It’s one minute past 11:12 UTC (06:12 EST).  Is everyone okay? Are we all still here? Good. So now that we’ve settled that moronic nonsense, here’s a little music to soothe your post-Mayan Apocalypse elation (or disappointment): One of my all-time favorite songs performed […]