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Debate Will Give Hillary a ‘Lift’ But Not a Coughing Break

Monday will be the first TV debate between the party candidates running in the 2016 POTUS election. It is projected to be the largest pull of viewers ever for a political event.

Drudge Report **EXCLUSIVE**

If presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton slips into a coughing fit or any other medical crisis during Monday’s high-stakes debate, she will have to power through, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned!

“There are no commercial breaks,” a commission source explains. “Period.”

Debate moderator Lester Holt does not have the authority to cut away from the stage during the epic 90-minute showdown. And microphone audio for either of the candidates is not to be manipulated.

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EDITOR’S NOTE: The presidential debate commission settled an early flashpoint when Clinton demanded a step-stool at the podium to add height to her 5’4″ frame. Campaign Chairman John Podesta expressed concern that Hillary would be dwarfed by 6’2″ Trump. The request was quickly rejected. The commission is allowing for a custom-made podium, which will accommodate the difference in stature.

90 minutes and no commercial breaks for a potty-break, huh?
Hillary had better wear the extra absorbent adult diapers Monday night.

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