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Cruise Cuba: Elitist American Sluts and Attention Whores Strut the Streets of Communist Paradise

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Hey, jet-on-down to commie town, everybody! BOOM!!! To Hell with all that over half a century of economic failure and human rights abuse and communist apartheid bullshit!! We wanna par-r-r-r-ta-a-a-y with Cuban rum running down the backs of our throats and sucking on fat cigars with our injected lips! Sucks not to be us, you Cuban little people!

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Apparently the narcissistic Hollywood/celeb horde couldn’t wait to make it public (for Barack Obama’s inane lame-duck foreign policy’s sake) how they just love traveling to communist paradise Cuba to hobnob with the Cuban elites and brush against all that communist Cuba poverty charm as background fodder for an Instagram selfie, but only just a little … and at a safe distance so as not to ruin their overpriced togs.

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And, natch, those horny Kardashians have gotta be the first to squeegee their plastic tits-and-asses all over the Cuba the Castro DICKtator has fermented.

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It’s like her married boyfriend finally got a messy divorce and now she can wallow in and flaunt the extremely disgusting PDAs with him.

Florida congresswoman Ileana Ros-Lehtinen throws-up-a-bunch-in-her-mouth in reaction to the Kardashian photo-op/reality show scenes trip to Cuba and asks, “Haven’t the Cuban people suffered enough?”

“I know it’s cool for celebrities to go to Cuba, but the Cuban people don’t experience the glamorous Havana that is featured on social media,” Ms. Ros-Lehtinen, a Cuban-born Republican, told People magazine. “Far from photo shoots and fruity drinks, everyday Cubans experience a different, sad reality.

“Now, the Kardashians are parachuting into the island to tape their vapid TV show,” she added. “Haven’t the Cuban people suffered enough?”

It’s just too bad that the majority of non-Castro regime Cubans do not have TVs, or aren’t permitted to use the internet (if they even have a smart-phone or computer) to see all the colorful snaps and footage of these celeb trips and elaborate events happening down the road from their dilapidated shacks they call home. Maybe the indigenous Cubans might better appreciate all the Castros have done for them and their island country these last few generations. But that’s okay. It’s the exotic communist-stunted venue, the tropical location all these pampered interlopers are after. No more pretending they care so deeply about the poor downtrodden and freedom-cravers while ducking down to sunny Havana via the cover of other countries’ airplanes. It’s time to fiesta out in the open with the Castro regime’s and Barack Obama’s blessing, bitches!!!! Nothing says perfected communist propaganda like dancing and parading down the newly scrubbed and polished streets of Cuba in outrageously expensive designer rags, y’all!

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Hey, you know what would be perfect? A fuckin’ Chanel cruise and fashion show in the streets of Cuba, babies! So, bring all the drug-addicted emaciated models! Let’s go!

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Gotta have the purse that would cost more than a Cuban worker’s life-wages…

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And nothing says freedom and high-end fashion like a bedazzled retro Che beret, the cost of which could feed a Cuban family for a couple of months…

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Nothing … NOTHING says “Libertad for Cuba” like Kardashians and other communist-adoring celebrities displaying “I got mine. Now you get yours, you poor stinky little Cuban peoples!” Blast that red dress and Che beret, Gisèle, you commie-lovin’ Jezebel!

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The posh fashion industry’s own “Karl” enjoying the exposure to poverty chic in Cuba. If they are down there long enough maybe the Sunday protest of the Ladies in White will inspire Lagerfeld for a whole line of all white fashions spattered and drizzled with red. Pretentious fuck…

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Party on…

And where the fuck are all the brown Cubans??? These brown people ain’t no Cubans…

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MORE:

Hollywood in Havana! Cuban capital is transformed into a runway as fashion glitterati – plus Vin Diesel – attend Chanel street show (but ordinary Cubans are kept behind barricades streets away)

Kim Kardashian puts her famous derriere on display in a sexy skintight outfit as she and Kourtney turn trip to a children’s playground into a photoshoot during Cuba break

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While Obama’s Celebrities (and Carnival) Distract, Record Political Arrests in Cuba

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