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The New Face of “Food Stamps” … It’s A Snap, Man!

As food stamp use is climbing, 15% of Americans are on the government-run food program. While there is no doubt some people actually need the extra help, especially in this economy and with businesses cutting people from full time to part time, there are those who just live to live off the rest of us…

During an hour-long deep dive into the growing use of food stamps in America, Fox News highlighted “the new face of food stamps.”

That new face is a pina colada-sipping, lobster-loving lothario named Jason Greenslate.

Greenslate, a 29-year-old La Jolla California surfer and musician who sings that he does not want a “motherfucking job” and has “fuck no” guilt about living on $200 of what he calls “free money ” — or what the government called Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Benefits — while he avoids a job to hang out on the beach, sing and chase women.

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As for ObamaCare, remember Grannie Nancy says you can, like, simply quit your job and, like, work on your music and art and not worry about, like, healthcare junk … ya know, dude? Not to worry. Those nasty, selfish working people will pay for it…

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